A person riding their bike into the sunset on a perfect day. "Riding a bicycle is perfection unless it is raining, windy or hilly."
It may be true, it may be funny, but it's not inspiring anyone to ride a bicycle. #demotivational-poster.

Un-Inspirational Bicycle Quotes

For the record, these are bicycle quotes that may be funny but they aren’t any fun. I don’t know what to do with them, except put them on this page all by themselves.

Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization. ~

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They’re like bull elks in a field. ~

For some more un-inspirational and ironic quotes, see our Lance Armstrong Bicycle Quotes page.

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