Bicycle quotes. "Life is like riding a bicycle." Albert Einstein. As an example, in the background, we see Scott cycling to mount Everest Base Camp. And arrows pointing to the baggage, the goal, the path and the moment.
Bicycle pop quiz. A bicycle minus wheel equals what?
A bicycle minus wheel equals what? See the answer below.

Bicycle Quotation Mashup Quiz

Can you guess the original quote?

Test yourself with this bicycle quote mashup quiz. We’ve replaced one word with one of the following: bike, bicycle, bicyclist, road or ride. Can you guess the original quote and author? By the way, the answer to the picture above is if you take a bicycle and subtract a wheel, you get a unicycle.

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Bicycle Quotation Mashup Quiz #1

Can you guess the original quote and author? I’ve changed the words highlighted in red.

  • I never met a bicycle I didn’t like. ~ Answer
  • You must be the bicyclist you wish to see in the world. ~ Answer
  • If you want to make a bicycle from scratch, you must first create the universe. ~ Answer
  • Not all those who bicycle are lost.~ Answer
  • Hitch your wagon to a bicycle. ~ Answer
  • Veni, vidi, bici. (I came. I saw. I bicycled.) ~ Answer
  • To bike, or not to bike: that is NOT a question. ~ Answer
  • Bicycles are a girl’s best friend. ~ Answer
  • You should ride a bicycle for twenty minutes every day, unless you’re too busy; then you should ride for an hour.~ Answer
  • Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him a bicycle. ~ Answer
  • To the man who only has a bicycle, everything he encounters begins to look like a road.~ Answer

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I never met a bicycle I didn’t like.

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I never met a man I didn’t like. ~

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You must be the bicyclist you wish to see in the world.

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You must be the change you wish to see in the world. ~

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If you want to make a bicycle from scratch, you must first create the universe.

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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. ~

Carl Sagan really did say this about bicycles:

If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles. ~

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Not all those who bicycle are lost.

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Not all those who wander are lost. ~

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Hitch your wagon to a bicycle.

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Hitch your wagon to a star. ~

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Veni, vidi, bici. [I came. I saw. I bicycled.]

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Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered.] ~

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To bike, or not to bike: that is NOT the question.

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To be, or not to be: that is the question: ~

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Bicycles are a girl’s best friend.

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Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. ~

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You should ride a bicycle for twenty minutes every day, unless you’re too busy; then you should ride for an hour.

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You should sit in meditation for twenty minutes every day, unless you’re too busy; then you should sit for an hour. ~

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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him a bicycle.

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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power. ~

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To the man who only has a bicycle, everything he encounters begins to look like a road.

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To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. ~

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